Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Self made jokes

1. What did the balloon say to the sky?
"You blue me away!"
2.What did the banana say to the lime?
You make me peel sour.
3. What does a letter do when it's mad?
It stamps away.
4. What did the dust say to the vacuum?
You suck.
5.  (Lion king joke) What did Scar say to the students who were going to take a test? "Be prepared!" 
Which joke made you laugh? Comment down below!

1 comment:

  1. Hi Kaile all of the jokes made me laugh, espically the Lion King one because I was listening to lion king songs and be prepared came on once I read the last one.

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